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Breed and Whine
May 14, 2008I reckoned the world slowly realized that child bearing isn’t our only purpose. Generation to the next, families have produced fewer offspring and thus, greatly increasing chances and quality of education, work and financial security. Perhaps the world has overcome our genetic imprints of spawning, spawning and spawning. Filipinos, however, have reversed this trend and have gone back to the most primitive human instinct. The average Pinoy family today has gone back to having eight children. Some young couples even have ten; and worse, fifteen. What happened? Don’t blame the stork on this one.
Having too much children isn’t the problem. A woman on her 18th child is on U.S. news the other day, and boy were people impressed. As long as everyone gets fed, educated, yearly checked-up etc., having numerous kids is fine. Our case is entirely different; however, as a family of nine kids gets to dine on two slices of pudding each. And American puddin’ isn’t Philippine pudding. The family’s hungry, dad and mom doesn’t have work, who do we blame for this misery? Of course, it’s the government. Nah-ah! Wrong answer. It’s your freakin’ organs damn it!
From hence forth, the Philippines should use the slogan ‘BREED AND WHINE’. This is in congruence to the inefficiency of the Catholic Church to define what really responsible parenthood is. If using modern contraceptives is in fact immoral, then what do we call uncontrollable breeding? They even banned condom commercials! Dogs have mating season, fish have spawning season, and Filipinos have everyday! And who, by the way, complains the most? You got it this time baby. It’s the people with the most children.
When you take a bite at your burger, 10% of what you paid goes to taxation deducted largely to inefficiently fund the ‘poor’, so that our sexually hyper neighbors may survive and continue to spawn more. When you receive your salary, you ready anti-hypertensives to counter taxation effects and wonder “where does my tax go?” Instead of improving this country’s quality, most of our money goes to the spawners, lots and lots of spawners.
Nothing’s really wrong with procreating, as long as you can feed your spawns.
BREED AND WHINE
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